girl: i'm having vagina surgery
boyfriend: i know
girl: i love you
boyfriend: i love you too
after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
girl: where is my boyfriend
dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
girl: what

31 May 12 at 7 pm

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asker tumblr has lost its mind.. they're actually giving stuff away though.. at tumblrmarketing(.)com

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31 May 12 at 12 am

stufficial:

he used to be so damned cute

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stufficial:

he used to be so damned cute
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31 May 12 at 12 am

5direct-ions:

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i. love. this.
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30 May 12 at 8 pm

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I can’t do this anymore, I can’t be fucking perfect.